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Money

Money

– Visa is everywhere you want to be….except out of our debt.

– Most stress is caused by three things: family, money and family with no money.

– When they offer you “instant credit”, don’t they really mean “instant debt”?

– My credit card company called. They want me to leave home without it.

– I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It’s too little to go by itself

– A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.

– I’ve always wanted to be one of those people who laughs all the way to the bank, instead of one who cries every time he leaves.

– Money doesn’t buy happiness but it’s a damn good down payment!

– You know its time to start saving when your debit card declines a $1.25 purchase.

– One day I want to be “Let’s Just Take My Helicopter” rich.

– Forgotten pocket money is the best!!

– Always hold out your hand when someone is counting money in front of you, just in case.

– “Latte” is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.

– I’m so broke this New Year’s I’m gonna party like it’s $19.99.

– Why don’t hoarders ever hoard money?

– My bank lets me send a text message and it’ll text back with my balance. It’s a cool feature but I didn’t think the LOL was necessary.

– Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

– Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?

– America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.

– I have all the money I’ll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.

– Materialism: buying things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people that don’t matter.

– It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

– Money talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye.

– A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.

– A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

 

Interesting Banknotes Around the World

Let’s take a look at some of the world’s most interesting banknotes

 

Last week I looked at Canadian banknotes and how interesting they can be. But other nations’ money can provide some entertainment too!

 

Israel

 

Israeli lira from 1968 featured a portrait of Albert Einstein. You can still buy it on eBay for roughly $10 if you happen to be a big fan of his. Not many people know it, but Albert Einstein was offered Israeli presidency back in 1952 but turned it down.

Interesting Banknotes

Interesting Banknotes

 

Serbia

 

Serbian dinar also features a man of science – Nicola Tesla himself. The back side features a picture of electro-magnetic induction engine.

 

Interesting Banknotes

Interesting Banknotes

 

 

 Turkey

 

Turkey went all math instead of physics. Their banknotes have a portrait of Cahit Arf – Turkish mathematician. While I consider myself fairly knowledgeable in math, I couldn’t even being to understand which part of mathematics he’s famous for.

 

Interesting Banknotes

Interesting Banknotes

 

Canada

 

Did you know that Canada used to have a 4-dollar banknote? They date back to early 1900, and were withdrawn from circulation shortly after.

 

Interesting Banknotes

Interesting Banknotes

 

 

Zimbabwe

 

Zimbabwe went through a brutal cycle of hyperinflation – money was being printed with no regard to state of economy. More money flooded the market, and prices kept rising to no end. The banknotes issued risen in denomination. Below is a banknote for one hundred trillion dollars – probably just enough to fill up your car with gas!

 

Interesting Banknotes

Interesting Banknotes

 

Congo

 

Democratic Republic of Congo used to be known as Zaire. Joseph Mobutu ruled the country until he was overthrown in 1997. Instead of producing brand new money, new govt decided to punch holes in old money to get rid of his face – that resulted in producing banknotes with holes in them. I guess he wasn’t very popular, and everybody was sick of his face.

 

Interesting Banknotes

Interesting Banknotes